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bro didn't your mom go to fart school...?

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big fan of these photos I took with a fisher price camera when I was like 8

dogpuppy

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so-many-ocs

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

so-many-ocs

well. looks like we're having a normal one

tgirlmaomao

"how did you find my address???"

because i love you? because youre important to me?

zerio105

when most people first join deviantArt at a young age they usually start off posting sonic the hedgehog recolors and anime screenshots. but then there was me, making king of the hill super forms

touhouweed

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i put my dog in a birds nest forever

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can i call you back im doing something weird

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insanely important thrift store find

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everyones a fucking critic